Requiem For A Dream
Britney Spears is pregnant.
Although the luster of Britney faded away long ago, straight men all over America (of all ages) are saddened by the news. If you are a guy with working machinery, you at some point in your life (even for a day) had a thing for this girl.
She's now officially ruined it.
It started innocently enough...
...with Baby One More Time.
An artistic masterpiece, Britney changed the face of music with her poetic lyrics and inventive music. Yet with all of her singing and songwriting ability, it was her ability to wear a Catholic school girl's uniform that really made her a star. This was surprising, considering her amazing talents.
She of course then moved on to a more adult look, with even more mature and meaningful music. She was a star, adored and respected by all.
Despite her many talents, however, her music career started to slide. Desperate times caused for desperate measures...so she started making out with really older women on TV. Little did we know then that her geriatric kiss would be the apex of her stardom.
Yes. Then came the hard times.
She injured her knee, preventing her from working out, and then got married to a real loser (i.e., not me), divorced, and then married to a real loser again (i.e. not me again). The "Britney is getting fat" and "Britney smoking" photos began to circulate the Internet. A bright star was fading (or perhaps, exploding).
And now we are left with...
Britney the Mom.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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posted by Nominal Me | Wednesday, April 13, 2005
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6 Comments:
You are wrong in your over generalization. Not all men have or had at some point a thing for Ms. Spears. I never had. She was far too young then far too cheep to interest me. You are projecting your feelings on all men everywhere.
She also was never fat and she has never been fading from the spot light. She has matured, as her audience has and she is doing what she thinks she needs to do to keep her fans. She can’t be a 30 year old singer and still hope to be the queen of pre-teen girls.
I disagree with the way she is trying to remake her image, but I do under stand the reasons for it.
So what's next for her Vulture, the Vegas lounge act?
So now that she's going to be some kid's mom makes her damaged goods? I got news for ya Nominal she was damaged goods way before she got knocked up with that loser's seed.
Let's not kid ourselves. None of us regular folk would have a chance with Ms. Spears in real life, (whether she was skinny or fat). So why does it matter now that she's knocked up? Don't tell me it ruins the fantasy?
So you're saying that just cause she's going to be someone's mom makes her less hot? So I guess Pam Anderson is not as hot as she used to be because she's a mom? If that's your logic fair enough.
But seriously once you get to a certain age most women are damaged goods, whether it be kids, abortions, or not getting enough hugs from daddy. Every chick over 20 is damaged even if she's still a virgin she still can be a screwed up chick so what's the big deal with Britney Spears? HARRUMPH!
Welcome to the knocked up star club Britney. At least we know your equipment works.
Yeah, the fantasy is ruined. Totally.
I was never that into Pam Anderson, but I can't imagine her stock is still hight after Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and an STD on her resume. Being a Mom is just par for the course.
Ok, that post had me dying. The funny thing is that her jusband has all those other brats from his ex. When it comes to knocking chicks up, Big Kev can't miss..lol Cool post.
Thanks Jackie, thanks Humanity!
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